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In everyday usage, the terms speed and velocity are used interchangeably“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“I should yesterday have married a maid.”
“A sound went through the watchers—a grunt—and then they were silent.” (The Gunslinger, Stephen King)
“Uranus has a very aggressive orbit.”
It was a blank page.
I don’t know if I saw blood before turning into Mother’s arms or if I daubed it on later, in my memory, with a big brush. (Life of Pi, Yann Martel)
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Future gpoy.
Every Teenager Should See This
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WHAT. When I was little, I used to pretend to be like Popeye and I winked a lot and always ate spinach to be like him (not sure if it was canned). Funny how now I always eat lots of fresh spinach.