May 2013
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
You spelled Oscars wrong.
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I am in serious need of a nap.
Last night was such a good way to celebrate the end of freshman year.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
“I exist in two places,
here and where you are.”
– Margaret Atwood, Selected Poems (via lacrisalideinversa)
skittyspostlimitblog:
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
I’m really excited to send this letter. Things are going to get better.
I’m going to get over this. I need to focus on important things. Then I can worry about him.
I won’t ever be good enough for anything more than one night stands.
IF YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN FROM HARRY POTTER YOU HAVE NOT LIVED
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Positivevibespositivevibespositivevibes.
I don’t want to be so negative anymore. That’s why all this has been happening. 80% of this is me overreacting and it can’t happen anymore.
You can only push peoples’ limits so much before they crack.
90% of the gifs I save are cats.
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
I feel clingy and inadequate.
I can’t help that I have so many feelings haha.
Right now I just feel stupid and I wish you were here so I could fix it.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
You didn’t even do anything wrong, I just can’t help myself.
I’m one of the main reasons I won’t ever find myself in a relationship.
I’m fucking crazy. Goddamn.
I’m just tired. This shouldn’t be a thing.
scraggay:
ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is
Let's just talk about how fucking sick I am of...
It’s a goddamn doll. I probably have thirty of them in my basement. Who the fuck cares what she would look like as a human being? SHE ISN’T ONE. Do you realize what Barbie is now? FASHION. 90% OF BARBIES ARE FASHONISTA DOLLS. FOR FASHION. NOT WEIGHT.
And as for the new Monster High skeleton doll, while I think they’re the dumbest dolls ever, they’re a line of the living...
“What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to...”
– Robert Brault (via natashakills)
“Where are the vaginas tonight?”
– Nick
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
