January 2012
December 2011
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
Keep me entertained. →
Height:
Virgin?
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos?
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your personality:
What...
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me: *texting in the car*
mom: who are you texting?
me: my friend
mom: is it a boy?
me: yes
mom: WHO IS IT?
mom: DO YOU LIKE THEM?
mom: DO THEY LIKE YOU?
mom: ARE YOU DATING?
mom: DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?
mom: ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
mom: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU KEEPING FROM ME?
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“Now you still speak of day old hate, though your whole world has gone up into...”
– City and Colour, Day Old Hate
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