April 2012
Hemsworth family reunions
liam: hey
chris: hey
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
chris: sure
My uterus wants to kill me.
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
xmayb:
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
That super swell moment when the guy you kind of...
March 2012
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Just last week, Rick Santorum banned Fruit Loops!
– The Quaker Oats guy on Jay Leno.
robonmyknob:
BRICKS HAVE BEEN SHAT
I want more cats.
Come to me.
Please.
Meow.
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If your right leg says "Merry Christmas" and your...
2 tags
Rick Santorum believes in free people and a...
Unless, of course, you have a vagina or like the same sex.
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama (via lor-uh)
Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful phrase, avada...
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leisure-:
biteofnothing:
A funny story told by me
i’m crying
Is it really necessary to be such a fucking bitch?